Is this the real life…
It is just fantasy?!
I always reblog this picture when I see it on my dash because, although a simple picture, I believe it to be one of the most beautiful things.
Just that people could hold so many memories on this old, worn out mattress which is not of beauty but could have had something as beautiful as falling in love happen on it.its a mattress
nothing mattress.
HOW DARE YOU, TED. ITS NOT JUST A MATTRESS… it’s a bed *sniff* a big ol urine soaked bed, oh the pioneers used to ride bitches on these things for hours… and its in good shape too.
DO HO HO. I wonder though… what IS she riding other than her Car? the air current? Bow Chika Wow Wow… I guess she’s gonna get a HOT and COLD MUD BATH if you know what i mean…
Why bronies? Why?
((I dunno if any of these have been done yet))
Because Humor.
But that’s just responding to the edits, as for the plush. set it on fire.
travellingbuttbuddiesnonpareil:
This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :*(
GOD DAMNIT WHY…WHYYYYYY DID SOMEONE MAKE THIS :(
FCK NObye bronies
leaving
me gustaaaaa
Oh hell no!
Oh godfuckingdamn.
Me gusta.
-Wolffie
I am laughing so fucking hard right now omg.
Uhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Huh…. I’ve been in this fandom long enough to be unphased by this.
but it does give me insight on where 4chan gets the idea of “horsefuckers” from.
Still… not to shabby, instead of a pony shaped fleshlight, i’d probably use it as a hand puppet. but that’s just me.
hehe amon meme that i made
Nice… plus i could see him making this statement, and not realizing that he made a pun.

Watching Ghost in the Shell - Stand Alone Complex, The episode: Mother and Child.
and the scene came up where the kid is like “can you have sex?”
and she offers him to “care to find out?” and he responds “Another time…”
My REACTION EVERYTIME:







I mean… i know Pedophilia is wrong, but when the chick is a Robot… It’s technically like a self-aware fleshlight.








